• me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

featheredschist:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

#Community

Hope is alive.

(via linguisticjubilee)

dutchtica:

I laughed.

dutchtica:

I laughed.

(via sideshow-ericka)

rose1936:

housewifeswag:

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

oh my fuck. sass king.

As a president I’m pretty split with Obama but as a person I absolutely love him

rose1936:

housewifeswag:

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

oh my fuck. sass king.

As a president I’m pretty split with Obama but as a person I absolutely love him

(via charnanigans)

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

(via quillotine)

travellyr:

I have meatballs in the oven.  I wasn’t sure if they were good, but they smelled all right so I put them in to cook.  Package said 8-12 minutes, I figured 15 would be good.

And then I didn’t want to get up, so I figured they’d be ok.

And now I can smell them.  And it’s been 45 minutes.  And now I don’t want to open the oven for entirely different reasons.

#I am going to go get them now though#because I do not want to burn down my apartment#I like my apartment#all my stuff is here

A small miracle has occurred this eve: They were just fine.