- me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
- cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
- me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
I have meatballs in the oven. I wasn’t sure if they were good, but they smelled all right so I put them in to cook. Package said 8-12 minutes, I figured 15 would be good.
And then I didn’t want to get up, so I figured they’d be ok.
And now I can smell them. And it’s been 45 minutes. And now I don’t want to open the oven for entirely different reasons.
A small miracle has occurred this eve: They were just fine.