Dear God, Why: An Evening With Catching Fire

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Me: Okay, I finished The Hunger Games, and now I’m going to go about my business like a normal person and pick up the next book when I have time. 
Catching Fire: ~Welcome to the Hotel California~
Me: What? 
Catching Fire: ~Last thing I remember, I was running for the door~
Me: Dude, what the hell. You skipped the rest of the chorus.
Catching Fire: ~I had to find the passage to the place I was before~
Me: Okay, I get it. You’re really cute. Shut up now. 
Catching Fire: ~Relax, said the nightman, we are programmed to receive~
Me: STOP SINGING
Catching Fire: ~You can check out any time you like, but you can never leaaaaaaaaave~
Me: If you weren’t an ebook, I would set you on fire.
Catching Fire: Speaking of which, Ray Bradbury called. He wants his dystopian future back. 

A word of advice, guys: any book whose siren song is Hotel California is a book you want to avoid. These novels aren’t Tiffany twisted; they’re just twisted. TWISTED AND EVIL AND AFTER MY SOUL. With that said, please feel free to enjoy the follow-up to my Hunger Games recap, with a special guest appearance from George Cooper from the Tortall books! As before, this is very much intended to be tongue-in-cheek; I actually had trouble putting this together, because these books are HARD TO MOCK due to darkness. Mockingjay is going to be a bitch to do, but I promise I’ll try. 

Catching Fire: A Recap

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