my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
I was lying in bed reading tumblr on my phone this morning (don’t anyone judge me) and I hit this post and before I even saw that you had tagged me with it, Eimear, I thought
DICKS ‘N MATCH
So they’ve spotted dicks?
Thus proving the penis mightier than the sword.
Someone in Rome is wandering around with a big box of dicks.
MY HEART GREW THREE SIZES THIS DAY.