My cat is doing something in that involves sporadic thumping.  I am certain that I do not want to find out what it is.  I am also pretty sure I’ll be cleaning up the evidence later.

To the members of my family who keep trying to grab the cat by her collar:

It’s not broken.  Cat collars are supposed to pop open like that when pulled on so the cat does not strangle herself when she inevitably gets stuck on something, because cats are not dogs.

Cats are not dogs.  You don’t grab a cat by the collar.  You grab a cat by the cat.

-everdeen:

Too many small boxes and Maru [x]

Many too-small boxes and Maru.

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copperbadge:

It’s true that if you have a spider problem, cats can help….
[From Marvel Adventures Avengers #34, 2009.]

copperbadge:

It’s true that if you have a spider problem, cats can help….

[From Marvel Adventures Avengers #34, 2009.]

My mother accidentally locked the cat out on the balcony.  It’s fairly easy to do- this cat does not make a fuss, or any other sort of alert sound, when she is stuck somewhere.  Instead it’s on you to note “hey, it’s been a suspiciously long time since I’ve seen the cat,” and go on a fuzzy scavenger hunt.

mercy-angel-09:

superpretty:

justamus:

All cats love boxes.
All cats.

this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

IF I FITS, I SITS.

mercy-angel-09:

superpretty:

justamus:

All cats love boxes.

All cats.

this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

IF I FITS, I SITS.

ofpaperandponies:

thefrogman:

Trial and error. 

always reblog

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Hi Tumblr, I thought you might like to see my dragon, now with size reference camera cat. :3

Here’s hoping that showing him off will motivate me to fix him sooner. (Someone broke off the end of his tail, probably via impact with a vacuum cleaner.)